Abuse is not the answer
Just know that no matter what happens, I'll always be here for you. Through the dark and light times, you and I.
Unless hsc and I are passionately snogging...
If so then apologies all round yeah?
Monday, May 30, 2016
Goodbye
This is just a little post to say I'm officially finished with this blog, if my long absence wasn't clue enough ahah.
I've moved onto wordpress now!
soft scarves.wordpress.com
Mainly because I wanted something new to work with and plus look at this domain name. It's not hsc anymore I have to move on.
Will miss the memories of learning basic html to get the formatting of this blog right.
Farewell!!!
Friday, December 25, 2015
Too early
Woke up at 6 today for incoming trip to Cairns!!!
Labels: Travel
Sunday, November 29, 2015
First Sleepover !
Went over to Meryl's place two days ago to prove a point THAT I DO NOT FLAKE ON ALL OUR PROMISES !!!
Anyways, turns out sylvia was going there too lmao so we decided the night before to bring some stuff to make smores.
Got there before sylvs so we played some slenderman (picked up from last time where we got stuck at 2 pages) and screamed and cried our way through it until we broke our personal best and got 3 pages. Then the doorbell rang and we tried to pause the game but we took too long to find out how so slenderman popped up and we screamed and ran out of her room to open the door for sylvia still screaming. Welcomed her and started playing cluedo WHICH I WON 2/3 !!! (suck it suckers)
Made smores and first batch was so pretty, second batch we forgot the timer so it turned brown and burnt and we cried at our failures ):
Went to deliver excess smores to bright because holy shit it was too sweet and picked up brawl and mario kart from his place. Played house of the dead and more wii.
Then I went home to pick up shower stuff so we could spend the night ! Returned to find them still playing mario kart. Then went to kfc for dinner and returned to play more wii. Started to get ready for bed so we showered one by one whilst watching anchorman and then stopped halfway because meryl's parents went off to sleep.
Started a game of speed monopoly where i miserably lost and sylvia fell asleep halfway through which is highly impressive.
Meryl and I moved to tv room to play more house of the dead never mind the fact taht we were dead at that point due to it being 1am.
Decided that we were pathetic failures and went to sleep.
Woke up at 8 am to sylvia's cold feet intruding into my happy place and i moved over to meryl's bed to nap for one more hour before waking up and then making pancakes and egg. tried to hustle my way out asap for city WHICH IS NEXT POST YAY
Labels: #lyfe
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Formalities
So yesterday formal happened!
Woke up at 11 due to dads car pulling away and then slowly got up and made breakfast of yummy fried dumplings. Then sat around waiting for Sylvia and Meryl to show up and played a lol game whilst waiting. They got here and we did our makeup and hair and whatnot and mum came home to send us to Ashlys house.
Got there and took heaps of photos against the limo with the other girls and the inside of the limo was so cool it had lights, music system and a built in bar aha. Sung our way to the city and took photos against a water scene before arriving at doltone.
Arrived at the place super early so walked to the end of one side and took a fair few photos then Meryl and I split and continued walking down and we reached a small park. Saw someone that I thought was Yanni and Meryl was like 'stop thinking everyone looks like Yanni' which brought us back to that argument of the Yanni look a like at du which Meryl insists doesn't look like Yanni ><
Decided to turn back and then I saw another person who looked like Yanni and I laughed so hard when we realised. IT WAS YANNI.
anyways walked back and everyone was there already. Took the elevator up and drank some oj and took more photos.
Went inside and had the food and photobooths!!!!
Then danced for 1 hr and 15 mins ahah and just chilled around.
For afters we had an apartment booked at star and we all trooped there crying in relief as we changed to thongs and then chilled a bit more at the apartment before we glomped off to sleep and I slept on he bed with three other people which tho was really warm, was very cosy ahha.
Woke up, checked out and had brunch at one of the places near darling harbour and then caught a train home, exhausted but quite content with everything :)
Labels: Big events
Saturday, November 21, 2015
Will is a pumpkin
Today finally went to an escape room which was super cool and amazing.
Went to two back to back sessions for a vampire escape room and dr M escape room.
Started off with Dr M and we all had to be chained to a wall with blindfolds and we had to figure our way out. The vampire room was a lot shorter sans chains and less intense but we passed both!!!
Highlights:
- When the four of us were chained to the wall and bashing all the buttons and then realising at the end only one person needed to button mash
- When we took fucking 40 minutes to unlock the second room with the dumb baby that refused to cooperate
- When we went to the next room and there were a billion lasers that we had to maneuver around and the semi grab sarah made on ray for the final laser which made him do a mini commando roll
- The planets room when we all laughed over Uranus
- THE FINAL PUZZLE WHICH HAD ALL OF US JOIN HANDS AS A HUMAN CONDUCTOR OMG
-In the vampire one when ray kept on flipping the wooden block and they had to walkie talkie us to stop fucking around omg that was funny
And the best highlight?
WATCHING THE OTHER TEAM FAIL AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Afterwards went to get lunch with ash and cui and then caught the train to parra to get our eyebrows done!!!
Now i finally have nicely done eyebrows!!!
Labels: #lyfe
Friday, November 20, 2015
Socialising
I hate... Well strongly dislike going out and today was a huge breakthrough for me I guess.
Took the bus to parra and then had to catch a bus to towers which scared the shit out of me. Also in the 38 degree weather anyone would be frustrated right. Went to the wrong side for the bus and saw the bus I was meant to catch slowly trundle away and I inwardly went noooo. Changed sides and watched the next bus trundle away and cried even harder. Finally got on the right bus and sighed in air conditioned bliss.
Had udon with yippy at towers and then wandered around exploring. Tried on some clothes but idk sadness overtook me as I like when I went into dotti and Bardot, and saw that the clothes there were the same as in Melbourne, I got really sad and thought of the schoolies group again. Guess I can't go clothes shopping again this season at least.
Waited about four ice ages for the bus to parra to arrive and then slept on the way to parra. Checked out the sweet as 40% off Priceline sale and bumped into Sophia there. Got a decent haul of shit I would never normally buy e.g contouring kit which I'm excited to use and caught the bus home.
Then proceeded to knock myself out on about 6 hours of league. Nice day :)
Labels: #lyfe
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Spectre
Woke up after a blissful 9 hours headache and nausea free thank god and my mind being a right state of mentality. Patched my league and played a game with new log which is sort of op cause if I can carry with adc then something is terribly wrong.
Went to mcq to grab a little lunch, my body is still used to the brunches at 1 fml and met up with friends to watch spectre.
Daniel Craig :'(
Also the intro song by Sam smith was so good. The tentacles a bit weird and uncalled for.... But his voice omg. And Daniel Craig's shoulders.... Holy shit man :)
Labels: #lyfe
Last day ):
Went to brunch as previously stated and as walking back we passed a lane of graffiti like hosier and posed and took a lot of photos. Dropped by hosier lane and photoed that too.
Passed by St. Paul's Anglican Church and dropped by to explore as it was a sort of tourist site and I also suddenly realised I missed praying to the lord and made a small prayer.
Huh
Boxed leftovers and then walked home to shower and pack as we were going guys place to chill and we were chaperoned by some of them.
Went there and played a few games before I left with Shelley, Sarah, Yeliw, Mikes and Net for girls place cause there wasn't enough space as some girls had already fallen we asleep.
Brought the rest of the drinks and finished it and we had a lot of fun with mummy net and daddy mikes caring after us. Finally slept at 7 and woke up at 10 to clear out for brunch/brekky at Maccas cause the other place we wanted to go was closed ):
Went back home to play a little of banagrams and book cab to airport.
Did all the standard plane stuff and arrived in Sydney!
Labels: Schoolies
Saturday, November 14, 2015
The ceebs day
Headed out to brunch but due to long waiting lines couldn't go museum as planned so we trekked to Victorian markets where I bought matching bracelets with Annette and then we went to the cat cafe which was like cat haven where you can pet and love all the cats
Went home and started preparing strawberries and chocolate as we decided to sleep over at the guys tonight.
Got ready to leave for lunch where we had delicious pizza and desert of sachria ice cream which was surprisingly very nice.
Got to the guys place and watched a horror movie that has jump scares and shit then started watching four weddings which was funny and much less scary than the prior one but we were all sleepy so we got ready for bed. We split into two groups where I went inside with Shelley, Sarah, Louise, mj and ni and we lay on the bed for a long time and raked shit about things. We tried to pull an allnighter but then all of us dozed at 6 and then we all woke at 10 so we missed the sunrise ahha. Found out Shelley and mj went missing cause they went to go see the sunrise and then decided to go brunch.
Labels: Schoolies
Chadstone shopping centre
So apparently we are going to the largest shopping centre today! Splitting up from the guys and catching one of the free shuttles there. Man Melbourne transport is so handy.
The bus was super fancy like one of those tour buses and we got there really fast and we even got to apply for tourist passports which gives us special discounts for buying shit
Ate dinner at a burger place and shared chips with Conny and then we split so the 18s could go clubbing whilst the rest of us went to the guys place to chill and judge balko formal photos.
Then we found 50 shades of grey and passed the book around reading sections of it
Labels: Schoolies
Friday, November 13, 2015
Very tired
Finally at Melbourne home! After getting off the plane and collecting luggage we all caught a taxi to where we were going to live.
Rushed to shower as there were only two showers and danced over the realisation that we basically had free wifi and a continuous source of reception. Hallelujah!
Called jacinta over Skype and we all caught up with her and was also granted a downstairs tour of her house. Was very tired so may be missing some details here.
Oh we used an ironing board as a drying line and hung all our towels and underwear outside for whoosh whoosh.
Blew up the air mattress and then settled to sleep yay!
Labels: Schoolies
Day five
Finally caught up, been typing these few posts all day ahah. But yes it is day five and I am on the plane to Melbourne ! But what has happened so far?
Woke up at 7:15 to eat an early breakfast with cui and ash and we tried to use up the rest of the eggs so we didn't have to chuck them. Boiled 6 to prepare for the other sleepers. Went and packed which wasn't too bad cause I wasn't that messy and shook shells awake. Distributed all the washed towels and started watching tv whilst eating some cereal (still think cornflakes are the best but w/e)
Then we mad rushed to check out before 10 and we had to wash all dishes and clean bbq area and fold all towels all the while hustling Annette because she is slow in the morning ahaha.
Checked out and went to eat some lunch at local bakery and then sat together and swapped the worst jokes with net and penny that made us crack up so hard. 
Sarah went to send us to the airport and we checked out all our shit and waited a little to fly to Sydney. Man do I not miss the ass tasting water and sticky humid weather at Hamilton. Sydney is the best after all.
Sat around in airport to wait until we could check in our luggage and I used the free wifi to reconnect with lost friends and izzy badgered me if anyone had gotten drunk which considering our booze budget was not possible. Tho man I really like vodka.
Ate some Maccas and then waited to get on plane which is where I am now! Will update when at Melbourne :)
Labels: Schoolies
Day 4
Woke up early again and did the usual breakfast things. Everyone was pretty excited today as we were finally going to Whitehaven which is a damn white beach. Went on the coolest ship ever which had a net and we all lay around trying to rid our shirt and sock tans and boat people also gave us nice lunch of wraps.
Then they gave us the option of either diving into the water or being boated our way there which was about 200 m away.
Duh I dived. God the water was beautifully warm and it was such a rush to just jump in. Swam around and we laughed and giggled as we found warm and cold pockets. Towelled ourselves off and went on a hike to a lookout point to take pictures then went back to beach.
In the water some guy in a boat started to throw fish food into the water near us and it was so cool as the water instantly became flooded with small zebra fish, quite magical ahah. Except ni kicked a fish and then got bit by another fish ahah and then he got bitten which was karma.
Caught the boat back and we relaxed and ate a little fruit and had a sort of dnm but about grander things such as religion and shit.
Got home to prepare for eating out where I had pizza and oysters mmmm so tasty.
Then went home and we all mass donned and played mahjong and poker whilst trying to finish all the booze so we all got a little wobbly. Made the dumbest thing with the bananagram tiles ever, it was all the alcohol we could think of and when we ran out of letters we started using letters that looked similar and it was so funny and dumb.
Somehow got onto the topic of eyebrow plucking and then shells redid ni's eyebrows and we filled them in and I swear he looked nicer and softer ahha. Eyebrows are pre important lmao.
Played mafia and then crawled to bed after packing up a little for the next day.
Labels: Schoolies
Shopping !
Woke up 8 and went to gym as it was free. It was a bit small so some of us went back and we decided in a fit of madness to run up the stairs instead of taking the elevator so we panted up 22 flights of stairs. Arrived sweaty af and then did 2 sets of pilates which killed our arms and abs. Later around dying in our sweat and slowly got our shit together to shower and desweat ourselves. Sarah went off to book reservations for places to eat and we set out for brunch!
Brunch was at a super hipster place
Then left the guys to go shopping! Went and bought a lot of shit that will hopefully be good shit and found penny a great formal dress.
Jks I lied she didn't get one. But net got one and she looks like belle in beauty and the beast ohoho.
Went to go find penny's formal shoes and collapsed on a nearby couch.
Went to dinner at a Mexican place but it was all full and next seats would be 9:30 which is like hell no, so we went to a jap place to eat some sushi ! Funny story, Louise and I ordered the same thing as Shelley and Sarah who were sitting with us on the table of four and we laughed over that and Sarah changed her dish so we could be creative and share better.
Then we got dessert as green tea creme brule 
Went home and realised penny lost her camera and we all went overdrive to find it by ringing up police and taxi but alas no luck hopefully tomorrow is better!
Also Annette got her hair stuck in a hairdryer and we all rushed to take photos before helping her
Labels: Schoolies
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Day 3
Woke up early and ash took my place on the bed so I slid in between ash and shells on the bed and we giggled and rolled around until we had to wake up.
Shells boiled us all some eggs and then I had some of ashs nice noodles with dumpling sauce which is like the liquid of the gods. Sun screened each other because we were all slightly red from yesterday and some had burnt shoulders and then we double and triple applied the sunscreen just in case!
Sarah sent half of us up the hill of death and doom so we could walk to the beach and then went back to pick up the others .
Went there and did some paddle boarding and kayaking on the beach which was fun. Paddle boarding was scary as in the beginning I had minima balance and wobbled back and forth dangerously before finding balance.
Then played a little beach volleyball which was a bit hard as the sand was so slippery and soft that it just sunk and moved to make our life's 10x harder. Sarah fell over making a dive which she failed and then grazed her knee so we went to rinse it off in the salt water ocean and then slightly picked up to go home where we had to make lunch.
Made a fruit salad and ate some lunch gat wasn't with the guys do then we brought out the vodka gummy bears we had made the night before and played never have I ever where we all ganged up on Sarah after she tried to take us all down with a mass never have I ever eg "never have I ever been a passenger in a buggy" cause she was always the driver lmao.
Then guys came over and we chilled together for a while before trying to get ready for dinner. We thought we had it booked at manta ray but turns out it was tomorrow night so girls just made some pizza and guys fended for themselves.
Afterwards guys invites us for a movie but we were like oh let's have a girls dm night so we refused which I think hurt some of the guys and then we climbed onto nets and Louise's bed where I was late to join cause I had to change clothes and I walked in on some satanic ritual where everyone was taking off their bras ahaha. Talked about some interesting girl things and then moved to ash/Sarah's bed as penny and net were going to sleep so we tried to be super quiet. Sent Conny off to the guys place at 1 and app and apparently she slept a lot later cause guys were still up
Labels: Schoolies
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Oops
So reception was really shit and I only typed up notes of what happened so I'll post what happens each day slightly late ;(
Labels: Schoolies
Sunday, November 8, 2015
It's started!
At Ashlys house nearly about to leave for the airport!!! Getting excited as it finally seems real and not just a half assembled plan over Skype ohoh
Put my name on my bag just then and wow ash's mums car is pretty cool where the trunk can auto rise and close if u press a button on the keys... My mums is u just slam it closed or wham it open aha.
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On the plane now! Apparently it's 27 degrees there which sounds just perfect! I think there's about 10 minutes until we take off and then it's freedom and happiness whooOooOooo
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Update cause here was no wifi or reception post is now
Labels: Schoolies
There's no daylight saving!
Dinner last night was salmon and scallops which had all these sauces and were so so so nice.
Then group dmed with guys and laughed and bonded over stories eg bob and ni origin story. Then dmed slightly with Shelley in our beds before drifting off to sleep.
However the boys were late and missed it lol
Went swimming in the pool got mini cuts and then played Marco Polo and piggy backed others
Then dried off and had fish and chips shared with penny
Went snorkling afterwards and saw turtle which I touched was leathery. Water was very salty.
Sand was found in all important areas and then dried off to go home for bbq.
Sunset cocktails to watch then showered
Went to buy meat so are lamb sausages and other bbq shit.
Sarah and I freeloaded and just dmed and bonded over our similar families
Bbq was nice and packed up to watch a movie which was okay but could be better tbh.
Then packed up and went to sleep where Shelley was already asleep.
Labels: Schoolies
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Regrets
I want my sleep back
Labels: #lyfe
Friday, November 6, 2015
Typical
That feeling when you're packing and you find out mum actually chucked away your favourite shoes cause she didn't like them....
Labels: Whatever
Packing the bags
Played guild wars 2 today! Holy crap the art is amazing it is like the stuff of dreams and the endless possibilities within the game of the branched storyline it's like the game developer was reading into the audience's deepest desires ahahah.
Wish I could play more but gotta pack for tomorrow . Apparently I need to wake up at 5:30 which sounds like the funnest thing ever. About halfway packed, got all the clothes down pat at least.
Can't wait for the plane ride! It's always so exciting on a plane I feel ahah.
Labels: #lyfe
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Sign out day
Oh dear lord sign out day was so much more stressful than what I thought it would be. I thought it was all ponies and unicorns galloping across a field of lollipops and sugar but nope, instead it's an agonising crawl through the frigid depths of hell itself.
But I did it!
Signed out all my shit, paid the stupid $5 for probability booklet that I probably chucked in a fit of rage and then set up all my textbooks to sell!
Dear me Asian mums are stingy. They sure know how too bargain. Too bad I have an Asian mum too!!!
My old tutor place also called regarding my resume and sad news, I'm in second round interviews cause I can't make the first round this weekend... Noooo :(
Also went to zane's house for party! Well league party with Mario kart and smash bros but hey still party! Had pizza and Hawaiian is still the best!
Going to cook dinner today so fingers crossed no rice is burnt and no houses exploded.
Cyaaa
Labels: #lyfe, schoolwork
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Hello!
Old friends how long we've been apart.
Now with hsc done and dusted I've maybe lost my grand purpose but that's ok cause now I have tonnes of mini small purposes... purpoi? to work with.
E.g updating this blog constantly!
Hold onto ur slowly crawling snails and get ready for a regular dose of uselessness!!!!
^_^
Labels: #lyfe
Friday, May 15, 2015
Reports
- Got our reports today, not really surprised at the marks or the ranks. (though I expected every subject to be the hundreds soooo yay????)
- Learnt how solar cell works with a full class demonstration- I was an electron and it was a bouncy period. Remember ladies and gents, resistance is not cool.
- Saw my peer support leader who was visiting on her holiday!! She's still so tall and skinny wtf.
- Honestly nothing exciting happens at school idk what happens half the time. Mainly cause I'm either asleep or eating.
Labels: #lyfe
Saturday, May 9, 2015
Oops
YOU THOUGHT I DIED AND LEFT YOU ALL DIDN"T YOU.
WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
HELLO SUCKERS.
MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH.
Labels: #lyfe
Friday, January 2, 2015
Holiday Update
I'm hot and sweaty.
Hot and sweaty but fully inspired to write a funeral scene.
Brb.
Labels: #lyfe
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Are you samurai?
If I can't have you I'll slit my throat
I'll do it for the both of us
Labels: #lyfe
Sunday, December 7, 2014
Update
Can like the rains above get a grip and stop.
Enough is enough man.
Also I kid you not, we have a small creek now in our backyard. The rains are coming down and I can see a steady current flowing through our backyard.
....
Our topsoil D:
Labels: #lyfe
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Update
To the asshole that was making the beeping sounds during the maths exam:
Can you see the killing intent in my smile?
Labels: #lyfe
Monday, November 24, 2014
Update
Hello my name is Ann and I like to swear at my exam papers when I finally solve a question.
Goodbye.
Labels: #lyfe
Update
Intense hate for everything and everyone. That's what's keepin' me going at this hour
*narrows eyes at Wollstonecraft*
Oh yeah honey bun, you included.
Labels: #lyfe
Saturday, November 22, 2014
I double lied
Collab from so many individuals I forget which ones.
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Labels: storytime
Friday, November 21, 2014
I lied guys
I wrote a story for you guys (trying it out with a less morbid theme)
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Labels: storytime
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Update
Just to say that I don't have any scheduled for next monday nor the monday after that, so if nothing gets posted.... here's the forewarning?
Reason for no blog:
Exams
Pls don't hurt me. I really wish to do well these exams so as a sign of my dedication I'm procrastinating and blogging about doing work instead of actually... yknow doing it.
Oops.
Can't wait till it's over though! Got a whole heap of things lined up between end of exams and next term. (hopefully I'll blog about it too) Somewhere between that though is me crying in a corner about my exam results.
But hey,
super keen for summer holidays!!!
See youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
Labels: #lyfe
Monday, November 17, 2014
From a while back
He stood, eyes parted in wonder,
fingers gripping, shirt whipping.
Quick!
Come look! It's here! Do hurry!
I hurry,
Not to see the painted sunrise,
echo across monochrome clouds.
Not to see the faint colours become vivid,
splashes solidifying from pastel washes.
I hurry,
To see his face become apparent,
from the grey black of my world.
To see the bright reflection in his eyes,
the deep brown give way to joy.
The moment fades …
Giggles glances wisp towards me.
Another steps into the light,
another clasps my prize.
I stand in the receding shadow,
wrapping the chill around as warmth enveloped others.
I think of what could have happened
If sun and moon made contact
Yet dissipated all was,
In a moment by the star.
Labels: Inappropriate poetry
Friday, November 14, 2014
Could you relate?
He brought it up when we were drunk with fatigue and living through that post 12 pm high. Wanted me to describe unrequited love in my own words- I refused at the time as I don't like writing anything I can't relate to... especially as it was he that asked me to.
But now, now I think I'm ready.
Unrequited love is the kind of pain that makes it hard to breath, because your ribs are cracking apart from a heart that is too full for its own good. The opposite of love is not not hate but indifference, and when you look the person you love in the eyes and see only pleasantness reflected back, you think of chilly black nights where the leaves crawled across the floor, and suddenly despair drowns you, you gulping breaths as you struggle to keep your head up, scrabbling for the scraps of his smile, his laugh, his companionship -
but never his love.
Labels: storytime
Monday, November 10, 2014
Neighbours dog is a secret model
Seriously she's frigging beautiful I can't deal
Labels: #lyfe
Thursday, November 6, 2014
Enjoy it if you want
Inspired by the concept of love. That is... twisted love
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Monday, November 3, 2014
Resistance is futile
if <1ohm
Man I love physics. Don't you.
Also seeing as these come out every Monday, I wasn't able to make a special mention on Wednesday... so here it is late!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANESSA YA CUTE BUMPKIN.
You're a silly turtle that just sort of flops around everywhere occasionally redefining the definition of useless but I love youuu <3
We've been through heaps together all the way back from year 7 and look at us now, we've blossomed from awkward giraffes and become flamboyant hippos that do what we want. I hope Wednesday is a great day for you and sorry but not sorry for ditching oztag :) (Apparently it's going to rain though?? At least the weather report says it's gonna be cold!)
I hope you like my present too... I mean not like was epically epic and wowed you to the core of your mushy interior. By mushy I mean that mushy pear you get after smashing it around in your bag? Yeah not a good mushy.
Jks I lava you and I hope you went and had a fun day.
Labels: #lyfe
Friday, October 31, 2014
Disappointment
I can't believe no one came trick or treating at my door tonight. Seriously what sort of sad neighborhood do I live in.
Labels: #lyfe
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
VAN UR PRESENT #SPOILER
oooOOoohhHHHh
Labels: #lyfe
Monday, October 27, 2014
Exciting news!!
Often I find myself procrastinating from blogging due to the extreme demand of school work. Occasionally I feel quite guilty even though I could probably count on one hand the amount of people that read this shitty blog.
Still I've decided that this cannot go on!
No something must be done!
...
And so I've decided to set a date and time for my blog posts.
For those not too familiar with blogger, this basically means I type up a bunch of crap in separate posts, set a date and time, and on that specified time the post will auto post!!
Isn't that brilliant.
Though it'll probably still be that my posts will come infrequently and perhaps once or twice be on time... I will try guys. Oh wow I just remembered back in the day when I used to type guise and think it was so cool
I still think it's cool.
So anyways, scheduled posts will be every Monday at 6:30pm!!!
Be there or be square
Labels: schoolwork
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Never again
I posted something before that went along the lines of
You've killed my happiness
Yeah I was prodding fun at a movie I had to analyse.
Well after today that phrase is actually applicable to someone.
Thanks asshole.
Labels: #lyfe
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Les Beaux Frères
I just found two french guys who perform circus tricks naked.
They hold a cloth to protect their modesty and holy crap are they flexible and do they got the guts.
And the body.
Nice body.
In other news it was Granny Smith festival today.
Not that I went.
But hey I heard the fireworks!
Tbh completely forgot about the festival until the fireworks started.
And that was my day.
Yay
(oh wow that rhymed I'm so cool tyty)
Labels: #lyfe
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Blue Holiday
Listening to mellow jazz at 11pm has never felt so right.
That and reliving the moment I hugged bae last night <3
Labels: #lyfe
Monday, October 6, 2014
Beach Day!
I'll be honest I was going to blog about this two days ago, but I completely forgot and only just remembered now bcause I was stalking through beach photos... :)
So a couple days ago I went to Bondi beach. The beach was pretty cool yeah. Nice weather too.
Woke up super late and I missed my train, and the train after that so greg+co left to go to the beach first. Met up with Izzy cause when is she not late huh )<
Caught the train to Bondi Junction and went to buy comb with Izzy bcause of her concerns of looking munted and shit, the guy at the exit who examines bags was so nice. But so so so awkward. I love it when people are nice, but sometimes it gets weird, and when friendly comments become weird and creepy oops.
Went to beach. Trekked to one end to look for co. turned around and trekked more beach before finding them digging a stupid as hole. Greg was convinced that he could get someone to sit in the hole if he placed a towel and we got sucked into his enthusiasm and waited patiently for xuan+Clarissa to arrive.
Xuan arrived and first thing he said when he saw the towel was,
'Oh wow hey, we should dig a hole under that towel and prank the next person!'
...
Yeah we lost it there so that failed.
Mucked around in the water and blasted music across the beach. Saw a girl with huge tits, I shit you not they were bigger than double d's.
Buried Bright and Trev arrived. He saw Greg alone on the towel and being incredibly nice, decided to sit next to him.
On the hole.
Oh wow, and Greg didn't even ask him to.
Had lunch at Fishmongers which was yum yum then had icecream which was fcking amazing.
Chilled around the beach as it got dark and cold, so at around 5 trooped off to IGA to buy bbq supplies.
By bbq supplies I mean everything bbq related, tongs, plates, oil, foil, skewers, sausages, bread, sauce. You name it we bought it.
But there was 8 of us so each person just chipped in $9 so it was okaaay. Found the public bbq place and set off sizzling.
You would not believe how long corn takes to cook. Seriously don't do it. It took us longer than 40 mins. And it was still half raw.
Garlic bread was done super fast and by the time we were actually cooking it was dark, so mobile phone lights!
Some of the food may have been raw... possibly.
Finished super late and a group of older kids wanted to group with us to share food and beer... and when we told them we were underage they didn't believe us.
It was pretty funny.
Found a hammock in the playground and moon gazed cause there weren't any stars );
Got home super late and tired with unfinished tutoring hw due the next day but hey.. it was a great day:)
And holy shit this is such a long post wow I'm sorry for straining your eyes I'll just leave now. Bye
Labels: #lyfe
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Uh hey ?
So here's a list of things I learnt during my absence from this blog
1. Putting off blogging only gets easier so DON"T DO THIS TO YOURSELF ANN!!
2. Maleficent wasn't as good as I thought it would be.... like the characters and effects were awsm but the plot? The plot was horrific. Urgh. Though I would probably rewatch it just for jolie <3
3. Staying up till 4am makes you feel super shitty for the rest of the day. Real shitty.
4. I can fry eggs. And they turn out good.
5. Sometimes I zone out and a silence results, people find those silences awkward so avoid those.
6. Not playing piano for over half a year drastically affects your finger mobility
7. I have a mole on my upper thigh
So that's all you've really missed.
Nothing too big right?
Still in the middle of holidays! Going out tomorrow to Blue Mountain with a bunch of family friends, when I say bunch, I mean about 40 people.. cause we're going on a huge bus and hey, more people equals less to pay right? RIGHT?!
Jks, I'm excited to go cause it'll be a catch-up of sorts as most of the kids there I only see once a year or so... );
Yeah.
Labels: #lyfe
Saturday, September 6, 2014
Obligatory post
I was meant to post this on the day exams finished, the post was made and typed up but I just sort of saved it as a draft because it looked incomplete. Well I finished it off just then PLUS an obligatory joke
The last exams possible to fail are over!!
Somehow that doesn't relieve me. Somehow that just creates a slight impending notion of doom. DOOM I SAY. Oh well, no use crying over lost marks.
Went to watch Guardians of the Galaxy after exams with a bunch of shitty people I spend time with, and it's both frustrating and giddy when you fall for every damn character in a movie.
Spent about an hour trapezing through Mcq and did you know they opened up a new section!??! I did not. So that hour was spent gasping at the newness of it and THEY HAVE A DAISO?!
Got home and from then to now I've been bumming at home and floating through school not doing much work.
Last wednesday was yr12 drama showcase and probably the last time I was able to see my bae properly and hear him talk );
It's okay. Life moves on I guess? Glomped around in the cold pre-showcase because they wouldn't let us in too early. Oops.
Found out who bae's bae was and cried miserably but then laughed hysterically at all the drama performances (It's not easy being a stay at home mom!).
What else.
This is pretty chill time where it's just getting exams back and scrabbling to hide your marks from prying eyes whilst begging teachers for that much needed half mark. So there isn't really much to say.
Obligatory Joke:
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them
Labels: #lyfe
Thursday, August 28, 2014
Featherbrained
I'm so done with gender roles and patriarchal values.
But Ann aren't they the exact same thing?
Yes, yes they are. WHICH IS WHY MY ESSAY IS SCREWED >>
Yeah I have four paragraphs basically talking about the same thing, joy!
Exam period is really getting to me, and the added depression from phys and anticipation of ag papers is really stressful.
-Pulls out hair clumps-
Oh and did I mention I was sick?
You've killed my happiness
Labels: schoolwork
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Joyless?
I'm not joyless...
There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know Mr. Smartymaaan
Labels: #lyfe
Monday, August 18, 2014
Srs business
The love of my life is bald fml
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Sunday, August 17, 2014
Doll's House
Sometimes I think how nice and simple it would be to live in the context of Doll's house.
Then I realise I'd be ranked pretty low on the social ladder because they didn't dig smart chicks.
They appreciated the pretty feminine ones.
One can dream
):
Labels: schoolwork
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Stop and think
Booted up the computer with no intention to blog and saw something that made me stop.
Why the heck was Robin William's face on the news?? Like wtf?
Looked down and saw about 6 other articles all on him and I got really confused.
Then it hit me.
He's dead.
Now I'm pretty shitty with words and articulating thoughts but I just.. he was a great comedian and the last time I felt this affected by a celebrity's death was Michael Jackson, but I was quite young so his death was sad yes, but not TOO sad. It passed over like a bad memory.
But Robin William? Mrs Doubtfire? Alan Parrish? Lovelace?! THE GENIE?!
He's played an immense role in my childhood filmography and man are comedy films not going to be the same ever again.
Also ag trials over!! I have all this time and wow not a care in the world. What's that prelims in two weeks? Pshhhh. What's that phys test next week?
Ez mate.
Labels: #lyfe
Friday, August 8, 2014
Stranger Danger
What a day it is
To see those heads fly by,
Hear them bang pop whizz
Watch their bodies rocket sky high!
I thought back to my uttered lie
Cure it all potions! Right there! For free!
Oh how those fools flocked to me
They couldn't resist the tempation
Coupled with the lure of my fake elation
Their greedy guzzling open maws
Dissolved in loud raucous roars
Their eyes blazed with frozen horror
Oh my! Cried someone (I think her name was Laura)
How I smiled as they feverishly drank
A potion that bubbled and stank
And chuckled as they exploded
Into the stratosphere? Or mesosphere?
Hm...
I guess it is time to move on
I quite fancy a place with swans
A village where I'm less known
Or a town with less flying bone.
Labels: Inappropriate poetry
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Back again
Okay that was a pretty shitty first post I'm sorry, you have my deepest apologies. Here I'll make it up with this story I wrote in one of my frees.
Ya welcome xoxo
Stimulus: Eden sleeping
She looked so peaceful, lying half propped up on one elbow. Her chest rose and fell with her every breath, soft audible puffs of air freely escaping her mouth. Explosive music jammed from the earphones plugged in her ears as she slept on, blissfully unaware of the danger that was fast approaching.
'Hyaaahh!'
With a thundering battle cry, James hurled himself onto the sleeping figure. He attacked it with vigor and after emerging victorious from his fantastical world of fighting wizards and witches, sat on top of the still form in triumph. Then he blinked and realised what he had done.
Instead of conquering what he thought was an easy vulnerable prey, he had jumped straight into the dragon's den. The previously slumbering figure arose in kindled fury.
'JAMES BROWN GET THE FUCK OFF ME.'
Labels: storytime
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
hey
what up dog.
I'm back
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Bucket List
- Meet Stephen King and profess my love to him
- Backpack through Europe and seem intelligent
- Ride in a hot air balloon
- Experience xmas in New York
- Visit an ice palace
- Attend a Barista course
- Learn Italian
- Get a tattoo
- Fly first class
- Exchange love letters with s/o
- Go stargazing and watch the sun rise on the same day
- Make a wish at Fontana Di Trevi
- See fireflies
- Take fireflies home and make them mine
- Eat a legit smore
- Fly a kite
- Run a marathon
- Front row seats for PTX
- Live in another country (3 months)
- Start and finish knitting a full length scarf
- ROAD TRIP
- At least get ranked in league
- Backpack through Europe and seem intelligent
- Ride in a hot air balloon
- Experience xmas in New York
- Visit an ice palace
- Attend a Barista course
- Learn Italian
- Get a tattoo
- Fly first class
- Exchange love letters with s/o
- Go stargazing and watch the sun rise on the same day
- Make a wish at Fontana Di Trevi
- See fireflies
- Take fireflies home and make them mine
- Eat a legit smore
- Fly a kite
- Run a marathon
- Front row seats for PTX
- Live in another country (3 months)
- Start and finish knitting a full length scarf
- ROAD TRIP
- At least get ranked in league