Abuse is not the answer
Just know that no matter what happens, I'll always be here for you. Through the dark and light times, you and I.
Unless hsc and I are passionately snogging...
If so then apologies all round yeah?
Thursday, August 28, 2014
Featherbrained
I'm so done with gender roles and patriarchal values.
But Ann aren't they the exact same thing?
Yes, yes they are. WHICH IS WHY MY ESSAY IS SCREWED >>
Yeah I have four paragraphs basically talking about the same thing, joy!
Exam period is really getting to me, and the added depression from phys and anticipation of ag papers is really stressful.
-Pulls out hair clumps-
Oh and did I mention I was sick?
You've killed my happiness
Labels: schoolwork
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Joyless?
I'm not joyless...
There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know Mr. Smartymaaan
Labels: #lyfe
Monday, August 18, 2014
Srs business
The love of my life is bald fml
Labels: #lyfe
Sunday, August 17, 2014
Doll's House
Sometimes I think how nice and simple it would be to live in the context of Doll's house.
Then I realise I'd be ranked pretty low on the social ladder because they didn't dig smart chicks.
They appreciated the pretty feminine ones.
One can dream
):
Labels: schoolwork
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Stop and think
Booted up the computer with no intention to blog and saw something that made me stop.
Why the heck was Robin William's face on the news?? Like wtf?
Looked down and saw about 6 other articles all on him and I got really confused.
Then it hit me.
He's dead.
Now I'm pretty shitty with words and articulating thoughts but I just.. he was a great comedian and the last time I felt this affected by a celebrity's death was Michael Jackson, but I was quite young so his death was sad yes, but not TOO sad. It passed over like a bad memory.
But Robin William? Mrs Doubtfire? Alan Parrish? Lovelace?! THE GENIE?!
He's played an immense role in my childhood filmography and man are comedy films not going to be the same ever again.
Also ag trials over!! I have all this time and wow not a care in the world. What's that prelims in two weeks? Pshhhh. What's that phys test next week?
Ez mate.
Labels: #lyfe
Friday, August 8, 2014
Stranger Danger
What a day it is
To see those heads fly by,
Hear them bang pop whizz
Watch their bodies rocket sky high!
I thought back to my uttered lie
Cure it all potions! Right there! For free!
Oh how those fools flocked to me
They couldn't resist the tempation
Coupled with the lure of my fake elation
Their greedy guzzling open maws
Dissolved in loud raucous roars
Their eyes blazed with frozen horror
Oh my! Cried someone (I think her name was Laura)
How I smiled as they feverishly drank
A potion that bubbled and stank
And chuckled as they exploded
Into the stratosphere? Or mesosphere?
Hm...
I guess it is time to move on
I quite fancy a place with swans
A village where I'm less known
Or a town with less flying bone.
Labels: Inappropriate poetry
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Back again
Okay that was a pretty shitty first post I'm sorry, you have my deepest apologies. Here I'll make it up with this story I wrote in one of my frees.
Ya welcome xoxo
Stimulus: Eden sleeping
She looked so peaceful, lying half propped up on one elbow. Her chest rose and fell with her every breath, soft audible puffs of air freely escaping her mouth. Explosive music jammed from the earphones plugged in her ears as she slept on, blissfully unaware of the danger that was fast approaching.
'Hyaaahh!'
With a thundering battle cry, James hurled himself onto the sleeping figure. He attacked it with vigor and after emerging victorious from his fantastical world of fighting wizards and witches, sat on top of the still form in triumph. Then he blinked and realised what he had done.
Instead of conquering what he thought was an easy vulnerable prey, he had jumped straight into the dragon's den. The previously slumbering figure arose in kindled fury.
'JAMES BROWN GET THE FUCK OFF ME.'
Labels: storytime
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
hey
what up dog.
I'm back
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Bucket List
- Meet Stephen King and profess my love to him
- Backpack through Europe and seem intelligent
- Ride in a hot air balloon
- Experience xmas in New York
- Visit an ice palace
- Attend a Barista course
- Learn Italian
- Get a tattoo
- Fly first class
- Exchange love letters with s/o
- Go stargazing and watch the sun rise on the same day
- Make a wish at Fontana Di Trevi
- See fireflies
- Take fireflies home and make them mine
- Eat a legit smore
- Fly a kite
- Run a marathon
- Front row seats for PTX
- Live in another country (3 months)
- Start and finish knitting a full length scarf
- ROAD TRIP
- At least get ranked in league
- Backpack through Europe and seem intelligent
- Ride in a hot air balloon
- Experience xmas in New York
- Visit an ice palace
- Attend a Barista course
- Learn Italian
- Get a tattoo
- Fly first class
- Exchange love letters with s/o
- Go stargazing and watch the sun rise on the same day
- Make a wish at Fontana Di Trevi
- See fireflies
- Take fireflies home and make them mine
- Eat a legit smore
- Fly a kite
- Run a marathon
- Front row seats for PTX
- Live in another country (3 months)
- Start and finish knitting a full length scarf
- ROAD TRIP
- At least get ranked in league